Father Fails

Sometimes the best way to learn is trial-and-error. Other times you're a father and you need a little more help than that. Here are some suggestions and thoughts on what not to do as a new dad. Good luck. You'll need it. Updates when the baby allows me to update it.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

A Brief Conversation With The Little Liar

Coming around the corner the little one slips and falls. She looks at me, unsure if she should cry or not.

"You fell down! Did you bump your knees?"

"Yeah!"

"Did you bump your face?"

"Yeah!"

"Did you bump your alberdingium?"

"Yeah!"

"You're fine."

"Yeah!"
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