It was, honestly, one of the reasons I never wanted to be a father. Selfish? Sure. But it was also honest.
The fact of the matter is, I was wrong. There is a way to ensure that you will have time to go and be with other adults, or even just get some time with your significant other, just the two of you, without the baby. It's so simple I'm amazed and ashamed I never thought of it before now.
Have an adorable baby.
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"Well, Mister and Mrs. Flompdoodle, congratulations. You're pregnant! Now, there's one bit of advice that I give all of my new parents-to-be: Have an adorable baby. Now go on and work on that."
"I understand you're trying to have a baby, Mr. and Mrs. Inglesack. Here's a book describing 37 positions that will ensure you conceive an adorable one. It's very important. Trust us. We're a doctor."
So that's my advice to new parents everywhere: Have an adorable baby.
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*This wouldn't be so bad if I were allowed in the ball pit!