My Daughter The Artist

 The interplay of the light against the darkness of my pants really shows the transitory state of life as the dark fades into the light.

See? Art. Lois doesn't take pictures, she makes art.

 This shot is called "Daddy is a big scary looking guy sometimes but I love him."

She really got my nostrils quite well.

This shot is either an up-close blurred picture of the rug that showcases that being too close to something can cause you to be unable to see it properly (a perfect view of life)

OR

this is a picture of alien ships.

This picture is called "Daddy's a goofball."

I do not approve.

She is now forbidden from handling the camera ever again.

That's the price of her art.