Well That's New....And Unacceptable

My sweet little child who can do no wrong except for when she does has come across a new strategy for getting daddy's attention and it's kind of terrifying to see how her little brain works.

The face of Pure Evil Genius.

Her new tactic goes something like this:

Step One: Try to get something I cannot have.

Step Two: Be stopped by evil daddy.

Step Three: Cry.

Step Four: Notice that daddy is not paying attention to my fake crying.

Step Five: Throw self into something solid and hit head or fall onto floor at weird angle.

Step Six: Cry real tears because that actually hurt.

Step Seven: Receive daddy attention. 

Step Eight: Gloat.

Step Nine: Be adorable so nobody believes daddy.