|Now with 100% less Praying Mantises|
That sweet little note lets me know exactly what the decidedly noisy present will be when the little one opens it on the 25th.
Thank you, Aunt Julia. Thank you so much.** I'm sure she won't drive us nuts with the noise before New Year's Day. It'll probably take at least one or two more weeks.
Lois is a lucky little girl to have admirers, family, and friends who go out of their way to make sure that she has an awesome life. Parents too, for that matter.***
One thing she doesn't have? A father who knows how to wrap gifts:
|I've got this. I've got this. I've got this.|
*Both. Probably both.
**Read that both sincerely AND sarcastically. I maintain that it can be both at once.
***I'm totally allowed to toot my own horn once every decade.