Apparently, this is a Winkle:
|I think it's made by aliens.|
And what should I call this toy?
|They look bigger than my face in this picture. Let's pretend they are.|
I've settled on "Jangles." It's a name I made up for them, and seems to fit but if there's a "real" name for them I'd love to know. She loves them because they jangle when she smashes them against daddy's hard head.
And this one:
|I call it "Pointy."|
How is that even safe for kids?!
Oh, wait. Well, I'll stop letting her play with the corkscrew/bottle opener but the other two questions still stand!
*She has quite an arm on her and throws things quite well, let me tell you.