Things I Say To The Baby

Things I have said within the last three days to the baby that have made Laura facepalm:

• *thunk* "You're really bad at catching, baby-girl."
• "Well, at least I don't have to worry about knocking any teeth out."
• "Well played, baby. Well played, indeed."
• "Use the Fuss, baby."
• This one was said at the exact same time by both of us.
• "You don't catch with your face!"
• "You've only got one tooth in your head! What are you, Southern?!"

"I caught it!"