Parenting or Porn Two: Parent Harder

Sometimes the things you say as a parent can be a bit odd when taken out of context.

Here are a few more gems of parenting that make me feel like an absolutely horrible father:

• "That's the wrong hole!" (My baby, just today, tried shoving her bottle up her nose.)
• "Yeah, she goes down real easy." (To sleep, obviously!)
• "Stop playing with it and suck, already!"(Bottle, usually, and said quite often.)
• "Stop laughing while I'm doing that!" (When I'm cleaning her up from her diaper she likes to laugh and it's just. disturbing.)
• "Stop acting like you don't want it. You know you want it. Take it!" (Again, her bottle. I was disturbed with myself after laughing at this one.)

And I think I'll stop there....