Thursday, February 28, 2013

Things That Are Cute When A Baby Does Them That Aren't Cute When An Adult Does Them

Part one in a nearly infinite series.

When my baby lets loose indiscriminately with gas, onlookers will laugh and coo at the baby. Some will even try to incite her into doing it again, whether to belch or release noxious fumes from elsewhere.

When I do the same thing, I'm looked at like a leper. If I do it while holding the baby, I'm looked at like a leper who just sneezed and lost his nose.

How in the world can this be fair? I've been practicing much longer than she has, and am therefor obviously better at both things! It should be cuter and funnier when I do it!


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