Parenting or Porn?

Sometimes things you say as a parent could be taken out of context and put into a very different situation, so let's play a game: Do these phrases come from parenting (either dad OR mom in this case), or porn? Answers are in the bracket to the right; highlight them with your mouse to find out!

• "Put my finger in your mouth and suck it." (Parenting: she likes to suck on pinkies to calm down.)
• "Just take it!" (Parenting: When trying to give her a pacifier.)
• "You dirty little girl!" (Parenting: Diaper changing, of course.)
• "Who's your daddy?" (Parenting: Playing around with a high-pitched voice this is a common phrase.)
• "Get my nipple out of your mouth!" (Parenting: When she latches on to daddy's nipple because daddy isn't paying enough attention.)
• "Suck harder!" (Parenting: When mom is trying to feed the baby-girl and she's not sucking hard enough.)
• "That's right, get that nipple in your mouth." (Parenting: Mom encouraging a good feeding.)
• "You lay there and I'll take care of the rest." (Parenting: Changing the baby's diaper.)
• "Stop wiggling so much!" (Parenting: Various uses, usually when changing diapers.)
• "Let's get you good and wet." (Parenting: Bath time because someone pooped so much it got to the back of their neck. I wish I were joking.)
• "Hey there, little lady. I'm the delivery man and I have your sausage pizza for you." (Porn: Because I had to have one in here that was really bad  porn.)

So, how did you do? Do you have a dirty mind, or have you raised children and recognized most of the phrases that were from parenting?

Any phrases you've said as a parent that are a little strange, taken out of context?