I've Totally Got This!

Watching TV, going to class with the little one, and talking to others there are often questions posed by the people involved. Shows will ask "What number is this?" Teachers will ask "What color is this?" Friends will ask "Can you say <insert random word here>?"

And every time I have to stop myself from answering.

See, somewhere in my brain when I hear "Can you say yellow?" my brain goes "Holy crap! Yes! Yes! I totally can! Yellow! YELLOW! Mother-effin' yellow! I got this!"

My mouth opens and I have to physically restrain myself from saying anything, letting Lois answer.

I don't know what that says about me.

"Um, daddy? I love you but I've got this. Thanks!"