Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Things I Never Thought I'd Say

As a parent I sometimes say things and then find myself thinking "Did I actually just say that?"

The answer is yes. Yes I did.

  • "You just sniffed her drool."
  • "Yay, poopies!"
  • "Good butt-scoot!"
  • "Please stop hitting me with that book."
  • "Did you just lick the baby's face?"
  • "Oh, dear, lord, the drool went right up my nose."

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