Things I Never Thought I'd Say

As a parent I sometimes say things and then find myself thinking "Did I actually just say that?"

The answer is yes. Yes I did.

• "You just sniffed her drool."
• "Yay, poopies!"
• "Good butt-scoot!"
• "Please stop hitting me with that book."
• "Did you just lick the baby's face?"
• "Oh, dear, lord, the drool went right up my nose."