One of the things that I've noticed has changed in my life is my search history on Google. Let me give you a sample of what the top five searches were for a year ago. Some of these searches may be worded slightly differently but you'll get the gist:
5. Classy pictures of beautiful women
4. Free arcade games
3. Dr Who free download
2. Classy videos of beautiful women enjoying each other's company
1. Jeremiah Fargo*
And let's compare that to what my top five searches are now that I have my darling little baby:
5. Can I give my baby rum?
4. Black tar like baby poop
3. Dangerous if in baby's mouth
2. Music to soothe baby to sleep
1. Are you sure I can't give my baby rum? If not, how much can I have?
Things have changed a bit. Just a bit.
*Yes, I'm narcissistic enough to Google myself.
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