More On (Heh, "Moron) What NOT To Say/Do

• To the pizza delivery guy while holding the baby: "Wanna trade?"
• As the little one is breastfeeding: "Little girl, you suck."
• The binky (pacifier) has holes in both sides. These, apparently, are NOT so that you can make a strap that goes around the baby's head to hold the binky in place. Apparently.
• No matter what you think, there IS an age that is too young to play "punch Bug."
• If you choose to play this with your child anyway, do so when mommy is not around. Just a friendly word of advice.
•  When changing a diaper, do not delay; move quickly and efficiently. Otherwise, you will have regrets and you will wear those regrets all over yourself.